Tag: funny
member name: Betsy C.
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May 30, 2008 10:57 AM EDT --
My son and I play this in the car on trips.
Naming Famous people.
He starts with giving me a name.
For Example
S EAN C ONNERY
Then I have to come up with the next famous person . . .
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July 08, 2008 08:09 PM EDT --
This ones for you Dan!!!!
Hey everyone...
PICK MY PICTURE FOR THE CONTEST THAT DAN IS DOING!!!!!
Pick me Pick me!!!!
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July 16, 2008 04:40 PM EDT --
I asked hubby the other day if he would take me out to someplace expensive.
He took me to the gas station...
And then the fight began...
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July 17, 2008 08:52 PM EDT --
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday'
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June 11, 2008 11:11 AM EDT --
To Be 6 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
Observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since
Her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like
To . . .
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June 19, 2008 04:06 PM EDT --
THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA
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April 30, 2008 05:42 PM EDT --
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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE
OLD AND DON'T MOVE AS FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips of Gold Coast, . . .
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June 16, 2008 04:02 PM EDT --
ok so what happens at that Magical number of 3000?
I am half way there now! woo hooo!!!
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May 30, 2008 10:12 AM EDT --
Patience is the key to solutions. Arab proverb
I truly believe in patience... but patience doesn't always mean sit back and wait to see what happens! Sometimes you need to take a stand . . .
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July 24, 2008 09:35 PM EDT --
Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping
her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking
her to jail they decide to just drive her home. . . .
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July 29, 2008 03:45 PM EDT --
Parent's Dictionary of Meanings
DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate . . .
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August 11, 2008 10:53 PM EDT --
A n elderly woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and . . .
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June 06, 2008 11:42 AM EDT --
I AM THANKFUL:
FOR THE WIFE
WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
FOR THE HUSBAND
WHO IS ON THE SOFA
BEING A COUCH POTATO, . . .
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June 16, 2008 11:12 AM EDT --
The Coat Hanger
A woman was at work when she received a phone call
that her small daughter was very sick with a fever. She
left her work
and . . .
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July 30, 2008 04:15 PM EDT --
THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.
NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL . . .
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August 22, 2008 10:07 PM EDT --
The irate customer, calling the newspaper offices, loudly demanded to know
where her Sunday edition was.
"Ma'am," said the employee, "Today is Saturday. The Sunday paper . . .
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June 12, 2008 11:58 PM EDT --
Another little flower that I am quite fond of.
can you identify what type of flower this is?
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May 28, 2008 07:29 PM EDT --
If I Didn't Have Dogs...
I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety.
My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and
laminated.
All flat surfaces, . . .
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April 30, 2008 06:15 PM EDT --
Midnight Stormy Cloudy and Shadow's mommy was rescued just 2 days before giving birth to these adorable little babies. Sheba is still with us and has been a most wonderful and gentle momma! . . .
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May 01, 2008 04:29 PM EDT --
I logged in because I wanted to check something out.. and for the life of me I can't remember what it was.. jeeshhh..
well since IM here I will go check out some of my numerous emails since . . .
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